Thanks to an actual philosopher, like, a real philosopher, one who actually studied philosophy at an academic institution – Daniel Mullin – unlike myself; a pretend philosopher who just stares at things and makes up stories about those things, my ego has been caressed and inflated, and I’m happy to report that I have been appreciated, and from this appreciation, I have been awarded with an award, an appreciation award.
Hoorah!
If you’ve not yet done so, I urge you to check out his blog, and show him some love. Mainly because we should all endeavour to live life in this way. But also because he writes well and for the simple reason that he’s a philosopher. A thinker. A mover. A shaker and a baker. A friend of knowledge and a beam of wisdom. An egg to the chicken and a goose to the snail. A Frege to a Russell. A cake to an oven.
I’ll stop now. Just check out his blog. Or don’t, I’m not one to boss people around. Whatever, clever. I’m not from Denver. Though it is November. And I’ve had too many coffees.
Here’s what ya’ll need to do to accept this award.
1) Thank the blogger who nominated you and share a link to that blog. That’s me, in case you’re wondering.
2) Attach the award icon to your site. Easy peasy.
3) Answer some specific questions. I have answered them also
4) Oh shit, and include a link back to this blog, mine, humans are weird, weirdo:
Umm, here are the questions that I’m (and you, too, nominee are) obliged to answer in order to receive this award.
- Your favorite color? – Green. I grew up wanting to be the green Power Ranger.
- Your favorite animal? – Humans. Because I love myself so much. Just kidding. Dogs. They’re better than humans.
- Your favorite non-alcoholic drink? – I don’t require drink. I’m a cyborg.
- Facebook or Twitter? – I fart in both their general directions.
- Your favorite pattern? – Non-patterns. And, the one’s made by rippling water.
- Do you prefer getting or giving presents? – I like finding no ants in my kitchen sink.
- Your favorite number? – 0.
- Your favorite day of the week? – Time is relative. Therefore, relatively speaking, I enjoy all days equally.
- Your favorite flower? – Flower power.
- What is your passion? - He’s a cat, named passion. He just looks like a non-existent entity, which is why his existence, non-existence, is confuzzling. What? Shut up, Rob. Okay.
Here are my nominations. And they’re in a very particular non-order, all 10 of them:
All these bloggers blogs are wonderful.
Oh, and I must display my trophy here in or on this post:
Fuck, I hate doing these things because I know that I have certainly left people/blogs out. But not to worry, I won’t ever accept an award of this nature again, and so I will never again have to face this demonic albatross that composes blog exclusion.
Humans-are-givers-and-takers-of-accolades. I, myself, prefer to be isolated from all such things, but what the hell?
Wow thank you! I am appreciative of your appreciation award. Heh heh. Well done on yours – I certainly enjoy reading all of your posts, so thanks for writing them.
Thanks, me also joyen ingread yours. Nom, nom, nom.
What a hunk of burning love. Thank you.
You were the last person to cross my mind in deciding my nominations, loony. Don’t be so generous in your praise. I mean, I don’t stalk your blog out of habit or anything, it’s not like Chrome remembers your site. Settle down, mate. *my creepiness creeps me out, sorry*
*sniffle* You’re breaking my heart, man. I really thought we had something more special than that.
A real life philosopher appreciated you? That’s spesh. I’m gonna have to check this guy out.
Thanks for sharing the appreciation my way Rob… although I never really do much from here, awardwise…
Haha yeah … a real one. One who studied it at school, and not just as a minor or something. Wowzahs!
And meh! I don’t usually either. Though, because I felt apprehensive toward receiving awards, I figured that it was time to make a big deal of one. I’m weird like that. I shaved my beard a few days ago cause I felt too attached to it. If you shan’t do anything from here, I shan’t give three shits. Though, given my irritable bowel, I shall probably give at least 2.
Ha! I too have a similar tendency – I gave up chocolate for 6 months because I loved eating every day
u have a wonderful site here…perfect spice to spice it all up..