Are you sick of your life? Do you feel that you’re in need of a change? Are you fed up with your average level of happiness? Have you just had enough of everything?
Do you want to be jumping over the moon with happy like you know everyone else is?
Well, fear no more, because we’ve got the solution you’ve been waiting for.
Allow us to introduce …
The HAPPY PILL-3000.
Now, this isn’t just your ordinary health pill that you see on those mid-day infomercials.
No fads. No lies.
The Happy Pill-3000, is an all in one, get your life back on track pill that will make you feel good again, just like you did when … you felt really, really good.
“But, how exactly can a happy pill make me happy, what does it do?”
Well, that’s a good question.
The Happy Pill-3000 is a bit sized capsule, made from natural materials, containing anti-oxidants that have been scientifically tested to make you happier, and give you the change that you’ve been looking for.
Our super special science team has been carefully selecting the secret ingredients in the Happy Pill-3000 for over centuries
The Happy Pill-3000 ingredients have been selected from exotic plants, seeds and rocks that exist all over the globe. For years, our team has been perfecting the recipe for the Happy- Pill-3000 for YOUR MAXIMUM BENEFIT.
GUARANTEED to make you HAPPIER within DAYS.
“Wow, that sounds great! But is there anything that I have to do, other than swallow the pill?”
That’s the great thing about the Happy Pill-3000, all that is required of you is that you take two of the Happy Pill’s in the morning, right before breakfast, and then two right before you go to sleep.
It’s that easy!
Here’s what satisfied customers have been saying about Happy Pill-3000.
“The Happy Pill-3000 has changed my life. All this time, I’ve been doing things that I thought would make me happier. I joined a gym, started eating healthy, attended yoga classes, started reading classic literature, took a night school course to learn the guitar; I even looked in the mirror to reflect on my person, honestly, to see whether my life accurately represented whom I wished to be.”
“Yeah. Can you imagine that? I actually considered working hard to become a happier, healthier and generally more fulfilled human being. It was so tiring and exhausting. But now, thanks to the Happy Pill-3000, I can rip up my gym membership,”
“I can stop buying those expensive vegetables”
“I can throw that guitar in the dumpster”
“And definitely smash that damned mirror. No more of that ridiculous self-reflection for me.”
“And now, I can enjoy life like no tomorrow. The Happy Pill-3000 changed my life, I can’t recommend it highly enough.”
But that’s not all!
With the Happy Pill-3000 – because we know that laziness is a virtue – for five easy instalments of $499,95, you’ll also receive an instructional DVD, demonstrating exactly how easy it is to get your life back on track.
Yes, that’s right!
We’ll even include an instructional video of how to use the Happy Pill-3000, to its ultimate power. FREE OF CHARGE.
But wait! There’s more!
If you’re one of our next fifty callers, you’ll receive the Happy Juice-2300.
Yes, that’s right, for five easy instalments of $499,95, you will receive not only one month’s worth of the Happy Pill-3000, but also, an instructional DVD outlining how to make the most of your Happy Pill-3000, and the Happy Juice-2300!
That’s over $10,000.000 worth of value for only five easy instalments of $499,95.
No Jokes. No Fads. Just Great Value!
DON’T DELAY! ORDER TODAY!
All you have to do is pick up your phone, dial 1300-Happy-Pill.
And get your one month’s supply of the Happy Pill-3000, and the added bonuses, today (within two business days)!
We accept all major credit cards.
And if you don’t $499,95 to make your first instalment, DON’T STRESS! We offer payment plans because that’s how much we want to help you get your life together.
That’s right. No need to fret. No need to fuss.
No need to tirelessly scrutinise that unhappy chappie staring back at you in the mirror.
Say bye-bye to those love handles. Say bye-bye to that sad and unhappy person that you just know you are. And make way for a life that will give you exactly what you want.
Not tomorrow, but TODAY!
Pick of the phone, dial, 1300-Happy-Pill, that’s, 1300-427797455 – and get your life back on track!
DON’T WAIT! ORDER NOW!Warning: Happy Pill 3000 may cause severe diarrhoea, loss of eyesight, genital warts, intestinal fungi,herpes, brain malfunctioning, hyperhidrosis, and death. If you experience any of the above symptoms, especially death, please see a registered physician. The Happy Pill-3000 is not guaranteed to work. Refunds not accepted. An interest rate of 1000% will be incurred for every late payment.