Buy Socks

odd sock gnome

In my spare time, when I’m not writing books, turning down publishing contracts, or drinking elf juice, I sell socks.

Here’s the website:

Please buy them. I’ve turned away all those 6-figure publishing contracts and now I have nothing. NO THING! 

Except a starving family and a pet rock who’s quickly developing scurvy because I can’t afford rock food.

Here’s a cyber kiss. X

Heres a photo of me, sitting in a tree, making bubbles.



And here’s some blank space.

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  1. Oh, brethren. Thanks for writing. Inspirational, for sure.


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